Parents, I know you were in a store recently and noticed Beauty and the Beast for sale. Your kids went crazy asking you to buy it for them, but due to Disney's dictatorial stranglehold on their DVD distribution, you also noticed that the movie is priced as if you were wearing Air Jordans and asking friends what Teen Spirit is. So you stood there wondering where you could find this seminal work of animation and downright princessy-ness for a reasonable price. Well look no further. I give you Matilda's Cliffs Notes edition of Beauty and the Beast.